FSG--The Top 5 List

October 7, 2005

NOTE FROM CHRIS:

As the debate rages between evolution
and creationism/intelligent design,
a new contender has entered the arena:

The Flying Spaghetti Monster!

You can read all about His Holy Noodleness
and the Pastafarian religion he founded
by going here: http://www.venganza.org/


The Top 5 Stories in the
Flying Spaghetti Monster Bible


5> Moses wanders in the desert for 40 years, earning the
reputation of worst pizza-delivery guy EVER.

4> The angel Gabriel announces the coming birth of the savior
to a bottle of extra virgin olive oil.

3> Pontius Pilate orders the Flying Spaghetti Monster thrown
against a wall to see if he sticks.

2> Adam and Eve order the apple pie and are kicked out of the
Olive Garden.


and Topfive.com's Number 1 Story in
the Flying Spaghetti Monster Bible...

1> At the last spaghetti supper, His Holy Noodleness is
betrayed by disciple Atkins Lowcarbiot.



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